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I actually wanted to join this clan.
My pink cat disappeared and I thought she might be here.
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JOIN CLAN B€$†™
08-05-2016, 11:12 PM (This post was last modified: 08-10-2016 06:33 AM by Jach.)
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Exclamation JOIN CLAN B€$†™
B€$†™ stands for "BEST" because *cough couhgcough cough* we are the best *coufgh coughcough cough*

WE ACCEPT ONLY BEST PLAYERS. THAT MEANS YOU MUST HAVE AT LEAST 69 PRESTIGE, PRO, ALL WEP PACKS, ALL SHELLS AND EVERYTHING.


B€$†™ CLAN MEMBERS

1rd LEADER: PrincessAlmighty

2st LEADER: Fat_Whale

3nd LEADER: JOHN CENAAA

CO-LEADER: oneweeklover

CO-CO-LEADER: s0n4_c0oL

CHEEF MINISTER: Pedophile96

INFILTRATOR: ThatGodfatherGuy (infiltrated RTK)

RECRUITER: fabian's car

CLAN PET: GreenDerpDragon

CLAN CLOWN: DonaldTrump

MEMBERS: we have too many members to make a member list

BANNED MEMBERS: Hitler123 (REASON - was offensive towards Jew players), SaltyEmperor (REASON - didn't have enough rivorce psykiligi and joined that "yolo swag" clan lollllllllll)


B€$†™ CLAN RULES

1. YOU MUST BE THE BEST.

2. YOU MUST OBEY THE PRINCESS.

3. 01:00 AM IS MOONBATHING TIME, YOU WILL GET KICKED FROM THE CLAN IF YOU WON'T COME MOONBATHING WITH US.

4. YOU MUST NOT DISRESPECT YOUR FELLOW CLAN MEMBERS (except the clan clown, you can do whatever you want with that noob haha).

5. WHEN YOU GET WARNED BY A MOD, YOU MUST NOT GIVE HIM A NEUTRAL REP AND CALL HIM A JEALOUS RACIST (that's not cool).

666. YOU MUST EAT CHICKEN WINGS EVERY DAY.

7. YOU MUST HAVE RIVORCE PSYKILIGI.


B€$†™ CLAN ENEMIES

#YS - THIS CLAN DECLARE WAR SO WE WILL DESTROY IT.


B€$†™ CLAN TALK

Smiley_Censored - You say this when you want to Smiley_Censored.

Smiley_Censored - You tell this to people who are being Smiley_Censored.

Smiley_Censored - You say this when you miss a shot.

Smiley_Censored - You tell this to people when you want them to Smiley_Censored off.

Smiley_Censored this Smiley_Censored - You say this when you lose a game.

Smiley_Censored - You say this when you find out that you just got AIDS.


THX 4 READING AND I HOPE U LIKE DIS THREAD



Spoiler :
This is a fake/parody clan thread. If you feel offended by it, then please accept my sincere apologies.
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08-06-2016, 02:06 AM
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RE: JOIN CLAN B€$†™
Not even 1337 K/D requirement.

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08-06-2016, 04:57 PM
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RE: JOIN CLAN B€$†™
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Found it!

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08-06-2016, 05:12 PM
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RE: JOIN CLAN B€$†™
Wait wait.. put my name in the list..

I will join Smiley_Tongue

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08-06-2016, 05:32 PM
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RE: JOIN CLAN B€$†™
I'm honored to be the clan pet. I demand steak, every day.

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08-06-2016, 05:37 PM
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RE: JOIN CLAN B€$†™
Yahaha, #YS destroyed your first clan. And soon it will destroy this clan too. Prepare for some dank gulag memage.
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08-06-2016, 07:10 PM (This post was last modified: 08-06-2016 07:10 PM by Jach.)
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(08-06-2016 05:37 PM)The Boy Who Flies- Macab Wrote:  Yahaha, #YS destroyed your first clan. And soon it will destroy this clan too. Prepare for some dank gulag memage.

lollllllllllllllll hunny dont tangle with the shark


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08-06-2016, 08:43 PM
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RE: JOIN CLAN B€$†™
You didn't even cook it. If I eat raw meat, I'm obviously gonna get sick. You guys hate your pet.

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08-06-2016, 09:22 PM (This post was last modified: 08-08-2016 06:44 AM by Jach.)
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(08-06-2016 08:43 PM)Nathan Wrote:  You didn't even cook it. If I eat raw meat, I'm obviously gonna get sick. You guys hate your pet.

You can use your fire breath and cook it yourself. I ain't your mama!
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08-06-2016, 09:44 PM
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Can I get promotion Princess???

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